A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.

'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'.

The man said 'When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on'

The wife apologized and went on with the housework.

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.

Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.

Your horse called up'

Moral of the day/week/month

A student asks a teacher, " What is love ?"

The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.

But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."

The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later.

Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him.

Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he start to realise that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he
know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted.

So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand. The teacher told him, "...this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but
when later you realise, you have already miss the person...."*

Funny Quotes

Practice makes a man perfect.....

But nobody's perfect..... .so why practice?

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Money is not everything.

There's MasterCard & Visa.

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One should love animals.

They are so tasty.

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Save water.

Shower with your girl friend.( No Pun intended !!)

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Love thy neighbour.

But don't get caught.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman

And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry.